*smishy dance of joy*
YOU GUYS!!
My profile is looking oh so pretteh with all the be-yew-ti-ful gifts on it!
I have:
An evil duck to help me rule the world (so handy for the impending apocalypse-of-doom as it floats and breathes fire) from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stargazercmc!
A noisemaker fromsurreallis with which to keep the neighbours entertained homicidal for hours on end!
A pretty princess tiara to swan about imperiously in (as I am clearly above you riff raff plebes... :P) fromannerbhp
A slice of tasty pumpkin pie to lure Jack to my side and enslave through baked goods frombeanpot who clearly has her man-luring tricks in order
and a fab candy necklace that doubles as an assassins tasty but deadly weapon (death shall be sweet and swift!) from a lovely anon
sg_betty made me a lufferly banner with cake and team!
beanpot wrote crack!fic: "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat" proving she has a bottle of crazysauce in her fridge :D
The loot from the relatives was handsome as well - consisting of cash (always welcome) book vouchers (even more welcome) and a trip to the romance book store (awesome!) Alas the new Eloisa James is released in another 12 days (I shall return)
Theflippyfrog and emerald85 sent me the most loltastic gift EVAR all the way from sunny Greece via England. A set of playing cards that feature Ancient Greek Sex Pottery artwork! Which I have to scan and show you, in the hope that I can totally convince you all that these should be prompts for a ficathon...
*koff*
( EXTREMELY NSFW! OMG SOOOOO NSFW!!! PORN IN PICTORIAL FORM AHEAD!! )
And a HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY toholdouttrout as well!
My profile is looking oh so pretteh with all the be-yew-ti-ful gifts on it!
I have:
An evil duck to help me rule the world (so handy for the impending apocalypse-of-doom as it floats and breathes fire) from
stargazercmc!A noisemaker from
surreallis with which to keep the neighbours A pretty princess tiara to swan about imperiously in (as I am clearly above you riff raff plebes... :P) from
annerbhpA slice of tasty pumpkin pie to lure Jack to my side and enslave through baked goods from
beanpot who clearly has her man-luring tricks in orderand a fab candy necklace that doubles as an assassins tasty but deadly weapon (death shall be sweet and swift!) from a lovely anon
sg_betty made me a lufferly banner with cake and team!beanpot wrote crack!fic: "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat" proving she has a bottle of crazysauce in her fridge :DThe loot from the relatives was handsome as well - consisting of cash (always welcome) book vouchers (even more welcome) and a trip to the romance book store (awesome!) Alas the new Eloisa James is released in another 12 days (I shall return)
The
flippyfrog and emerald85 sent me the most loltastic gift EVAR all the way from sunny Greece via England. A set of playing cards that feature Ancient Greek Sex Pottery artwork! Which I have to scan and show you, in the hope that I can totally convince you all that these should be prompts for a ficathon...*koff*
( EXTREMELY NSFW! OMG SOOOOO NSFW!!! PORN IN PICTORIAL FORM AHEAD!! )
And a HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY to
holdouttrout as well!