Rigel (n) : awesomesaucery

Title: "The Fannish Requisition"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG-13
Categories: Pic!fic, humor, team
A/N: For the lovely pepper_field as a very belated birthday present, with many hugs and sprinkles of joy!
Prompt: Jack and Vala

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( Nobody expects the fannish requisition! )

Title: "Press four to save"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine (alas!) Don't sue!
Rating: (G)
Wordcount: 1775
Categories: Gen, Humor, Team
A/N: So, beanpot and I were chatting on AIM and she was telling me about her friends deciphering an unintelligible phone message and... heee! Fic has ensued *smooshes Bean for the muse inspiration*

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"You have one saved message. Message recorded on Thursday the eighth of July at 1.45pm."

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*grins in maniacal fashion reminiscent of a mad-scientist-of-doom*

Everyone is oph at Dragon Con, swanning about doing fannish things and slavering over the hawt manflesh on display (or at least I would be, if I were there...)

However, I'm still going to have fun! (And the apocafic is kicking my butt, time for a break)

Wander on over to no_con_do, should you wish to participate in the fun and games :D

*ahem*

This is a follow on post from my previous crack!fic "MRI?"

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY HAVING NAQUADAH IN YOUR SYSTEM CAN BE A BAD BAD THING"

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( 'cos going all splodey in the MRI is the least of your worries... )

*koff*

So, I was reading Aurora's latest fic Trauma Confusion (Go read, for 'tis very funneh) When the following occurred to me.

Naquadah is a heavy metallic element, right?

( cut for SP cartoon of crack!ficcishness )
*grins*
Srsly... I think there's somewhat wrong with me :P

This... This is complete crack!
Prompt me :D

Title: “Screwed”
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine (alas!) Don’t sue
Categories: Crack!fic, Humor, Team
Rating: G
Wordcount: 889
A/N: Written for abyssinia4077 who prompted me with the image behind the cut :D

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You people are evil! *grins* I'm going to have too much fun with all these :D
I'll still take as many prompts as you like.

Title: "F is for Foolproof"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine (alas!) Don't sue
Categories: Gen, Humor, Team, Vignette
Rating: G
Wordcount: 738
A/N: Written for pepper_field who prompted me with the image below the cut :D

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Yes... couldn't resist this one :P

Title: "Aliens Made Them Do It"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not Mine - alas!, Don't sue!
Categories: Crack!fic, humor, picfic, team
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Rating: PG
A/N: Characters made with the South Park Studio avatar maker.

This is for the lovely pepper_field on the occasion of her birthday :D

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*grins and hugs pepper*

Hope you have a lovely day! Nothing like a crackified pR0n post to start the day :P

Yay! Sixth of seven prompts :D This one turned into a fully fledged fic - blame the muse, she kept insisting on more!

Title: "A Mountain With A Wolf On It Stands A Little Taller"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine (alas!) Don't Sue
Categories: mini!Jack, Samantha Carter, Team, Humor, Gen, Friendship
Warning: None
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2719
A/N: for uisceboo who requested: Friendshippy! Whole team present (Cam and Vala, but Jack would be cool too), music, and “there is no radio reception in an underground facility.”

Also: holy god! I wrote mini!jack :D

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So this just kept growing and growing - they simply won't shut up once they get going! :P

Title: Here Be Dragons
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG1
Categories: Sam/Cameron Friendship, Team, Humor, Action/Adventure
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 924
A/N: written for medie’s ‘You Must’ve Been Kissin’ A Fool’ multifandom comment drabble challenge.
Prompt: Sam/Cameron; Limits

( If you kind of squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left that rock almost looks like Daniel )

*continues down multishipper highway with the second of four prompts*

Title: Spring Loaded Camming Device
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine, don’t sue.
Category: Sam/Cam Friendship, Action/Adventure
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1166
A/N: For pepper_field who requested a Sam/Cam friendship ficlet with the prompt: “The first sunny day of spring” All mistakes are my own.

( I’d just like to point out again, the absolute futility in building a stargate in close proximity to a glacier )

Title: "An Importune Moment"
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, nor do I intend to profit from them.
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Category: Episode Tag for “Origin”, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1518
A/N: for ladybirdness who requested Daniel/Vala with the prompt: ‘I've got tingles all over. And don't flatter yourself. I'm pretty sure it's not you.’

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