*smishy dance of joy*
YOU GUYS!!
My profile is looking oh so pretteh with all the be-yew-ti-ful gifts on it!
I have:
An evil duck to help me rule the world (so handy for the impending apocalypse-of-doom as it floats and breathes fire) from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stargazercmc!
A noisemaker fromsurreallis with which to keep the neighbours entertained homicidal for hours on end!
A pretty princess tiara to swan about imperiously in (as I am clearly above you riff raff plebes... :P) fromannerbhp
A slice of tasty pumpkin pie to lure Jack to my side and enslave through baked goods frombeanpot who clearly has her man-luring tricks in order
and a fab candy necklace that doubles as an assassins tasty but deadly weapon (death shall be sweet and swift!) from a lovely anon
sg_betty made me a lufferly banner with cake and team!
beanpot wrote crack!fic: "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat" proving she has a bottle of crazysauce in her fridge :D
The loot from the relatives was handsome as well - consisting of cash (always welcome) book vouchers (even more welcome) and a trip to the romance book store (awesome!) Alas the new Eloisa James is released in another 12 days (I shall return)
Theflippyfrog and emerald85 sent me the most loltastic gift EVAR all the way from sunny Greece via England. A set of playing cards that feature Ancient Greek Sex Pottery artwork! Which I have to scan and show you, in the hope that I can totally convince you all that these should be prompts for a ficathon...
*koff*
Ancient Greek Femmeslash!
OT3!
Surprise Buttsecks!
Acrobatic OT3!
Note the handily placed cock there...
Slash no Het! (there are bewbs)
OT3 Slash!
Yes... she is trying to grow a crop of peens
On the table OT3 sexoring!
Hehe - this is probably the most blush-worthy gift ever!
And a HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY toholdouttrout as well!
My profile is looking oh so pretteh with all the be-yew-ti-ful gifts on it!
I have:
An evil duck to help me rule the world (so handy for the impending apocalypse-of-doom as it floats and breathes fire) from
stargazercmc!A noisemaker from
surreallis with which to keep the neighbours A pretty princess tiara to swan about imperiously in (as I am clearly above you riff raff plebes... :P) from
annerbhpA slice of tasty pumpkin pie to lure Jack to my side and enslave through baked goods from
beanpot who clearly has her man-luring tricks in orderand a fab candy necklace that doubles as an assassins tasty but deadly weapon (death shall be sweet and swift!) from a lovely anon
sg_betty made me a lufferly banner with cake and team!beanpot wrote crack!fic: "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat" proving she has a bottle of crazysauce in her fridge :DThe loot from the relatives was handsome as well - consisting of cash (always welcome) book vouchers (even more welcome) and a trip to the romance book store (awesome!) Alas the new Eloisa James is released in another 12 days (I shall return)
The
flippyfrog and emerald85 sent me the most loltastic gift EVAR all the way from sunny Greece via England. A set of playing cards that feature Ancient Greek Sex Pottery artwork! Which I have to scan and show you, in the hope that I can totally convince you all that these should be prompts for a ficathon...*koff*
Ancient Greek Femmeslash!
OT3!
Surprise Buttsecks!
Acrobatic OT3!
Note the handily placed cock there...
OT3 Slash!
Yes... she is trying to grow a crop of peens
On the table OT3 sexoring!
Hehe - this is probably the most blush-worthy gift ever!
And a HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY to
holdouttrout as well!
Just brilliant. Also, the guy in the six of diamonds... does he have trouble walking?
*smooshes the Becness*
Happy belated birthday!
Seriously, that's a really epic peen right there. *winces*
Oh wait, I get it - he's harvested one from the crop in the nine of clubs! Now it all makes sense.
Another WTF are you doing with your hand moment?
I look up your dress, wheeeee!!!
And I think the subtitle for the second one should be Fun with beards or something. That's one excited beard...
happy happy! sorry I missed it!
Trying to get caught up on LJ.
FAIL!
Hehe, sorry for the gratuitous peens :D
The guy in the ten of hearts looks very shocked!
LOLtastic. Or Failtastic. I forget which.
I R DOIN' IT RITE?
Definitely LOLtastic. It's too funny to be in any way a fail.
2. Those cards are hilarious!!!!!
3. You're an Eloisa James fan? Is she good? I keep meaning to read one because I know her in real life. She's actually a kind of kick-ass professor who works on Renaissance drama and gender theory, and she's the graduate director at the institution where I did my MA. And when I was there no one had any idea she wrote romance novels on the side, but after she got tenure, she "came out" as Eloisa James, the romance novelist. And everybody freaked out a bit, and I do keep meaning to read one of her books, but I haven't gotten around to it.
I can't keep a straight face looking at those cards!
And I do love Eloisa James - she writes her books in quartets, in that one character's arc occurs across several of the books.
Her early series are okay, but I much prefer the one about the Essex sisters that starts with "Much Ado About You" - lots of fun and glee.
She's one of my auto-buy authors, I like to get them as soon as they come out in print - I'm having to make room in my shelf for all the ones I have!
Happy belated birfday! Being a lurker is not good for keeping up with current events :(
*hugs*
I'm thinking Daniel might actually have a few select pieces of pottery in his collection :D
I'll just have to write something. OH DARN.
:D
The whole idea was, though, that yours and Katie's present are supposed to be used together :P So next Lorf meet...
*squishes the Flitness*
Thank-you, by the way. I have a more official thank-you in the works, but I didn't mean to forget to thank the both of you entirely.
And now I want to know what you sent her!!!
Also, they bend their knees a lot. I think I'm too lazy to be an Ancient Greek.
What I really love is that the ratio of OT3 cards in the deck is proportionally rather high - those Greeks were on to something good.
He's definitely been eating his weet-a-bix every morning. :D
Oh my...
Expect a magic parcel next week. Sorry it's late!
Curse the stupid post office being so far away!