Rigel (n) : awesomesaucery

*pulls out the big guns*

Two words.

BARBARIAN PLANET

Oh yes... I bring you the quality "futuristic space romance"

This book, *pets it lovingly* has everything!

( It is I Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos - including the black holes! )

The cover alone is worth the price of admission!

( Being a virgin = illegal )

( Me Warrior *grunt* You Woman *lewd grunt* )

( Take me swiftly, my barbarian hunk o' burning man-love )

( Spank me harder, yes... yeeeeeeeeeeees!!! )

( ZOMG! What do you mean I have to give birth? )

Ahh Johanna Lindsay, you never fail to bring the WTFery back into romance novels...

"Five Minutes to Midnight"
By Rigel

Fandom: Stargate SG1
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, nor do I intend to profit from them.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Cameron Mitchell, Team
Category: AU, Apocafic, Gen
Content Warnings:: None
Spoilers: Season 9 to “Ripple Effect”
Word Count: 3074
Summary: "You need more time, but there is none to spare."
Thanks: Thanks to my super awesome beta team Bunne (katiefoolery), Jenn (surrealphantast) and Gillian (crazedturkey) – many cyber cookies and chocolate for all your helpful comments and encouragement.
Author’s Notes: Written for the LJ spacepirate_fic ficathon. (despite having to really squint for the pirateage :P) For annerbhp – Happy Birthday! Enjoy my very first SG1 fic!

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