March 14th, 2007

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The Multi-Shipping Highway (with handy signage)

So, Jenn's (aka [livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast) Venn Diagrams of Sg-1 Fandom and its non conduciveness to BNF'ery was indeed something to treasure.

Best of all, it laid out the path to true fic happiness. Yes my friends - I speak of the multi-shipping highway.

This sojourn of delight requires you to think in multiverses, with multipairings, in multiple combinations, and once you master this Jedi Ancient trick of the mind, the path to pR0n is yours.

Grab yourself a vehicle: The multishipping highway has a special carpool lane - so kidnap gently coerce a friend who is in dire need of conversion along for the ride, and be prepared for the wonderful sights along the way!

Here is a handy license plate:



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fasten your seatbelts! )

:D

And yes - I had far too much fun playing with all those sign generators!

ETA: Tis 2am!! *is oph to sleep* I shall create some more on the morrow :D
ETA2: It seems we bypassed a few pairings!

Multishipping is Love - Porny Love )

ETA3: [livejournal.com profile] uisceboo has made an awesome diagram of the SGC!!

ETA4: And now you can take a Safari Photo Tour of Batshit Insane Country - Watch out for the Assbabies!!
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Batshit Insane Country Safari Photo Tour!

Clearly, you are all gluttons for punishment. (and I'm on fandom!crack!)

This is a follow on tour from the Multishipper Highway which was directly inspired by [livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast's post on BNF Venn Diagrams

Batshit Insane country is waaaaay off the map; in fact few people have returned from that untamed land, they have mostly been institutionalized with wild tales of insane goings-on spouting from their lips.

However, we're mounting an expedition to see the craziness in its natural habitat. Photo opportunities galore! This is a holiday experience you'll tell your grandchildren about!

DISCLAIMER

Travellers to Batshit Insane Country should be aware of the following caveats, and must consider them carefully before signing up.

Rigel Tours Inc cannot be held responsible for the following:

[x] Loss of Brain Function
[x] Eye Damage
[x] Hoarseness due to screaming in terror
[x] Disorientation, Succumbing to insanity, accidental assbabies...

You should not accompany this tour if you suffer from any of the following ailments:

[x] A pre-existing heart condition
[x] A lack of humour
[x] Are already a resident of Batshit Insane Country


[Poll #946378]

Grab yourself a safety kit (contains eye bleach, spork, barf bag, tranquiliser gun to prevent rabid insane inhabitants from attacking you and a first aid kit containing the sensible hawt pR0n of your choice) And climb aboard the jeep convoy!



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cameras at the ready! )

And now I really have to get back to work :P