Jul. 29th, 2008

rigel: (A Thousand Tales)

Fic Post: "Spatial Orientation" (PG)

Title: Learning Curve… Tilt (the Spatial Orientation remix)
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2148
Summary: The latest recruits of Stargate Command are the new breed of "steely-eyed missile men" for today's new space race – stepping through the deep void of space to touch new worlds. Julia Donovan reports.
Thanks: To my ever wonderful betas *smishes*
Original Story: "Learning Curve… Tilt" by [livejournal.com profile] lokei
A/N: Written for the 2008 [livejournal.com profile] gateverse_remix and I've made this slightly AU, in that hobviously the Stargate Program has gone public :D This fic is presented in a multimedia format. Choose your preferred viewing below!

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Jun. 20th, 2008

rigel: (bouncing elephant)

Pic!fic post: "The Fannish Requisition" (PG-13)

Title: "The Fannish Requisition"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG-13
Categories: Pic!fic, humor, team
A/N: For the lovely [livejournal.com profile] pepper_field as a very belated birthday present, with many hugs and sprinkles of joy!
Prompt: Jack and Vala

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Nobody expects the fannish requisition! )

Sep. 2nd, 2007

rigel: (sam)

Crack!fic Post: "The Top 10 reasons why having Naquadah in your system can be a bad bad thing"

*grins in maniacal fashion reminiscent of a mad-scientist-of-doom*

Everyone is oph at Dragon Con, swanning about doing fannish things and slavering over the hawt manflesh on display (or at least I would be, if I were there...)

However, I'm still going to have fun! (And the apocafic is kicking my butt, time for a break)

Wander on over to [livejournal.com profile] no_con_do, should you wish to participate in the fun and games :D


This is a follow on post from my previous crack!fic "MRI?"


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'cos going all splodey in the MRI is the least of your worries... )

Aug. 30th, 2007

rigel: (OT4 - SG-1)



So, I was reading Aurora's latest fic Trauma Confusion (Go read, for 'tis very funneh) When the following occurred to me.

Naquadah is a heavy metallic element, right?

cut for SP cartoon of crack!ficcishness )
Srsly... I think there's somewhat wrong with me :P

Jun. 11th, 2007

rigel: (OT4 - SG-1)

Manifesto of Mega-Multiship-Awesome

Jenn ([livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast) is hosting a "How To Guide" for multishipping - which is of course the most brilliant idea to hit fandom since OT3 :D

And of course my meta is always of the cracktastic variety and *woe* would never fit into a single comment :(

A multishipper refresher course *self pimps* "The Multishipper Highway With Handy Signage

Prepare yourselves for my manifesto of mega-multiship-awesome - complete with diagrams and flow charts :D

GAH *reuploads pics to photobucket*

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Image heavy! You may want to click that light format link... )

Apr. 27th, 2007

rigel: (OT4 - SG-1)

Ficlet Post: "Aliens Made Them Do It" (PG)

Yes... couldn't resist this one :P

Title: "Aliens Made Them Do It"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not Mine - alas!, Don't sue!
Categories: Crack!fic, humor, picfic, team
Warning: IMAGE HEAVY (not particularly dialup friendly)
Rating: PG
A/N: Characters made with the South Park Studio avatar maker.

This is for the lovely [livejournal.com profile] pepper_field on the occasion of her birthday :D

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*grins and hugs pepper*

Hope you have a lovely day! Nothing like a crackified pR0n post to start the day :P

Mar. 14th, 2007

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Batshit Insane Country Safari Photo Tour!

Clearly, you are all gluttons for punishment. (and I'm on fandom!crack!)

This is a follow on tour from the Multishipper Highway which was directly inspired by [livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast's post on BNF Venn Diagrams

Batshit Insane country is waaaaay off the map; in fact few people have returned from that untamed land, they have mostly been institutionalized with wild tales of insane goings-on spouting from their lips.

However, we're mounting an expedition to see the craziness in its natural habitat. Photo opportunities galore! This is a holiday experience you'll tell your grandchildren about!


Travellers to Batshit Insane Country should be aware of the following caveats, and must consider them carefully before signing up.

Rigel Tours Inc cannot be held responsible for the following:

[x] Loss of Brain Function
[x] Eye Damage
[x] Hoarseness due to screaming in terror
[x] Disorientation, Succumbing to insanity, accidental assbabies...

You should not accompany this tour if you suffer from any of the following ailments:

[x] A pre-existing heart condition
[x] A lack of humour
[x] Are already a resident of Batshit Insane Country

[Poll #946378]

Grab yourself a safety kit (contains eye bleach, spork, barf bag, tranquiliser gun to prevent rabid insane inhabitants from attacking you and a first aid kit containing the sensible hawt pR0n of your choice) And climb aboard the jeep convoy!


cameras at the ready! )

And now I really have to get back to work :P
rigel: (Default)

The Multi-Shipping Highway (with handy signage)

So, Jenn's (aka [livejournal.com profile] surrealphantast) Venn Diagrams of Sg-1 Fandom and its non conduciveness to BNF'ery was indeed something to treasure.

Best of all, it laid out the path to true fic happiness. Yes my friends - I speak of the multi-shipping highway.

This sojourn of delight requires you to think in multiverses, with multipairings, in multiple combinations, and once you master this Jedi Ancient trick of the mind, the path to pR0n is yours.

Grab yourself a vehicle: The multishipping highway has a special carpool lane - so kidnap gently coerce a friend who is in dire need of conversion along for the ride, and be prepared for the wonderful sights along the way!

Here is a handy license plate:


fasten your seatbelts! )


And yes - I had far too much fun playing with all those sign generators!

ETA: Tis 2am!! *is oph to sleep* I shall create some more on the morrow :D
ETA2: It seems we bypassed a few pairings!

Multishipping is Love - Porny Love )

ETA3: [livejournal.com profile] uisceboo has made an awesome diagram of the SGC!!

ETA4: And now you can take a Safari Photo Tour of Batshit Insane Country - Watch out for the Assbabies!!